Age/Gender: 21, Male
Location: Salt Lake City, UT
Job: Freelance Animator
Hello everybody! I'm Ed! A nocturnal Ninja/Animator with the power to DANCE! I make animations so random, they can make the craziest otter have a seizure dance! *DANCE* NOW WIGGLE WITH ME! *wiggles!* <3!
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I just finished a vid for the RWD. GO WATCH IT.
Or if you're one of them jerks who's too fucking lazy to CLICK ON A GOD DAMNED LINK....
You can watch it here.
I'm currently working on the new Panda and Swan animation. It's gonna kick ass.
I'll post it here on newgrounds when I'm done. *PELVIS THRUST*
ROCK ON NINJATRONS!

I had this vision last night as I was laying in bed, staring at the ceiling...
At first all I could see was a huge smudge of mold because I don't clean my house very often.
But there it was.... The answer to world peace...
Midgets... Clowns... and ice-cream....
If you were to go to some place like Afghanistan or Iraq, I'm pretty sure everybody would have a fucking blast if we had a midget parade, along with a group of clowns blowing up balloons for EVERYONE.
Then the ice cream. Oh man, what a freakin treat.
Two people on the edge of shooting each other in the head, then a clown just bursts into the room with his zany laugh and hands ice cream to both of them. They sit down for a bit and have a few good laughs over some delicious frozen gold.
HAH, I kid. Everybody is pretty fucked when it comes down to war and religion.
I really wish it was that simple though. P: I want some fucking ice cream.
In other news, I'm updating the comic section of my site. It's a bit tough, but it'll get done. I need to update the movie section with all the new animations I've made. It's been well over half a year since I updated these sections.
Also, I'm going to do some more Newgrounds stuff. I need to show Tom, Wade, Will, and the rest of the NG crew my thanks for being around and supporting us animators.

Well you better be. *Rubs nipples*
AND IF YOU'RE NOT FEELING GIGGLY... WATCH THIS.
RWD 007: HALLOWEEN COLLAB
That was pretty kick-ass. I didn't expect "I LOVE KIDS" to get front page.
I got so pumped, I hugged a homeless guy. And he hugged back... hard.
And I looked deeply into his eyes, and he looked into mine. Then I slapped him.
Cuz all that bitch wants from me is money.
DIZZAMN, yo. If college wasn't being a jerkface, I'd totally have some better shit out on display right now.
UNTIL THEN. L8ers, NINJAS.

WHATS UP MY NINJAS!?
Oh man! It's been a long time!
It's been 5 months since mediamuffin.com was taken down for a make-over.
BUT NOW ITS BACK. CHECK IT OUT.
It has a nifty yogurt-like theme that will be sure to leave you rollin on the floor covered in wiggle juice.
*shudders* that didn't sound too neat.
BUT NOW THAT THE WEBSITE IS COMPLETE, I WILL BE MORE NEWGROUNDS-ACTIVE!
CHECK THIS SHIZZAZZLE OUT!
MEDIAMUFFIN.COM
Now let us dance in celebration of this great moment in time! ....
Please leave comments, hang out a bit and have some lemonade.
ROCK ON EVERYBODY! ROCK ON!
