Score: 10

"OH MY GOD."

submission: The Ultimate Orgy

date: August 10, 2006

Not only was it a parody, It was better than the original! HAHAHA! The animation was awesome, And just freakin sick. (Yet hillarious!?)

Oh god, I just... can't get rid of some mental images and I feel like i'm going to throw up. But the end was hillarious.

Wow, you sure threw in alot of your time to make a parody. You get a 5. HAHAHAHA.
Peace.

Score: 6

"OOOH..."

submission: Luke The Whale

date: August 7, 2006

That was entertaining.. for like.. a minute...
You need to ad sound, and more awesomeness.
And an ending... of.. some sort...

I dunno. I kinda liked it. Lol.
good job man.
Looking forward to a complete awesome version.

-Ed

Score: 8

"HARD FRIGGEN CORE"

submission: TooF is serious business

date: August 6, 2006

The Toof movies are alright. Not the best. But one of the most original series i've seen in a while. C'mon, theyre friggen teeth talking to each other! Yeah. They're not all that great though. I don't know why they're pageworthy. But i'd rather have that than that shitty "star syndicate" stuff.

Speaking of them, they're okays. They need to work on something better though.. and streighten up their animations.

Good job on this animation. I liked it alot.

That hate review was tottaly HARD CORE.

In about 5 years... this flash will be forgotten, and when it is watched, nobody will even know what the fuck its about. =< Isn't that sad?
-Ed

Score: 10

"Good job, yo."

submission: SuperAwesome Flash VOTE5!

date: August 3, 2006

Time is very important for an animator. You could have been making something COOLER for your portfolio in the future. But nope.
You made something for newgrounds.

I see that you've taken your time to make a movie specificly for newgrounds. This deserves a 5 for the time you dedicated to this movie.

I am an animator myself. I hate it when people review without thinking about the time spent on an animation. Or what trouble you had to go through to get a good microphone, do voices, translate, grab the sprite characters, and all that shizzo.

I love how you pointed out how most reviewers are young dumbasses who don't know how to vote correctly or don't leave useful reviews to inform us what we're doing right. Usually its just a "YOU SUCK" or "OMG, THAT WAS DUMB"

They never tell you why it sucks, whats wrong, and what you could do to make a better flash.
You did perfectly here. The music didn't burn my ears and your spanish skills just made it more funny.

Also, yeah, it sucks that most reviewers just love the unoriginal shit with the fucking sprites. I'm tired of Mario spoofs, and stupid sprites fighting. This was original and great.

See yah around, GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR FUTURE ANIMATIONZZZ!

-Ed

Score: 7

"Wooheee!"

submission: FFA Short #1

date: August 1, 2006

YOWZA!!!
That was a pretty nifty flash, yo.
You do VERY good with your flashes. Hmm, although the sound is a little bit choppy. You should work on fading in and fading out the sounds you put in there.
And be sure to turn them down a bit so they won't make those pops and FHSShf;kajd;lsj Sounds.

o.o I really liked this flash for its sillyness.

Good job. *explodes*

Score: 10

"Funny story, cool gameplay, katamari feel."

submission: Ollie's Dance Experience

date: July 28, 2006

That was very well done!

I got 969 combo on hard... =<
I was queen lightning pants! Sadly you didn't have a ranking board.

Over all, it was a fun story and nice selection of songs! I even played through the whole thing!

What great programing! Nice song selection screen and what a silly character!

I wish to see more of this stuff from you fellows!

Good job on your excellent work! You'll make it front page for sure!

-Edgar

Score: 3

"Eh..."

submission: Mario of the Caribbean

date: July 27, 2006

Maybe... you should practice a bit more...

I meen, sure, the concept is funny, but untill you get your animating together... -.- don't upload it onto newgrounds.
=< I learned the hard way.

Anywho. O.o nice try.

Score: 4

"I love the pixies..."

submission: Where is my mind??

date: July 20, 2006

I love this song. Its used alot though. but I still love it.

I'm sorry if you feel so empty and whatnot. life is life, I guess. Don't let it drag you down.
Listen to "THE PRESIDENTS OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA"
maybe they'll make you feel ALOT better. They sing about random things like being old. Froggies, and peaches. Shit nobody really pays attention to.

This animation wasn't bad. lol, it shows that alot of crap has happened throughout the years.... Jesus why doesn't anyone make a flash about the good things that have happened so far?!

WHERE ARE THE DAMN FLASHES THAT ARE ABOUT HAVING A GOOD TIME?!

>=( Looks like it'll be up to me....

-Ed

Score: 10

"Nice Collab."

submission: We Still Can't Draw

date: July 12, 2006

Shows you that work split between alot of animators can accomplish ALOT. Nobody is overburdened.

Anyways, that was really good!
The sprites where amazing! They did not slow down one bit!
this deserves a 5.

Sure, you can't draw, but you can sure manipulate sprites!

-Ed

Score: 8

"Wow."

submission: The Superman Movie

date: July 12, 2006

That was pretty good. I really like the idea.
This seems like something a mormon kid would do.
Where are the swear words!?

Haha, just kidding. I aint a retarded gangsta reviewer. I say what you did was really good, and it would be something you could submit to something without getting it banned because of bad language or violence.

Except for the fat kid getting run over by the train... In fact, i think that would kill your submission.

I... am sorry. I don't like the cat that much. He reminds me of some annoying character i've seen before, but I can't..quite..put my finger on it.

N-eways, good job! You pulled off a very good animation there. Animation is pretty smooth.

-Ed